Here you will find over sixty of the greatest works of western literature – from Beowulf to Bronte, from Kafka to Kerouac, and from Dostoevsky to Dickens– each distilled through the voice of Twitter to its purest, pithiest 140-character essence:"FALLING INTO THE ABYSS!!!! I'll talk more about why in several hundred pages to avoid any confusion." (John Miltom, Paradise Lost); "Got him drunk. Put a poker in his ONE EYE when he blacked out. That will show him - if he could see. LOL. Time to leave." (Homer, The Odyssey); "Hunt continues for @Lydia - has she tweeted any clues as to her whereabouts? Check @Wickham too - he's the deadbeat." (Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice) and more...Including a full glossary of online acronyms and Twitterary terms to aid the amateur.
Paperback, 145 page book.
Measures 18 x 11.2 cm.
The six pencils in this set all feature really un-motivational messages such as 'False hope is better than no hope'. All rather entertaining if not not very productive... 6 HB pencils in a themed box.Pack measures 19 x 6 x 1.5 cm.
Cut your cheese to perfection using this chopping board. The bamboo board has precise degree portions engraved on, as well as defined sizes for 'chunk', 'sliver', 'slice', 'hunk' and 'slab' for those who really like to know exactly what they're doing. Made from bamboo.Measurements: 17.5cm...
This wonderful diagram of colours and refraction from a late 19th Century teaching aid is perfectly printed on Cavallini's signature Italian archival paper. This gorgeous gift wrap is good enough to be hung on the wall, or used in a variety of crafts. To transform...
Make good use of your time by reading the messages on this set of six printed pencils. "You can't possibly work in an untidy room" "You probably need another coffee" "A to-do list, you need a to-do list" and other gems of creative advice. Six...