The six pencils in this set all feature really un-motivational messages such as 'False hope is better than no hope'. All rather entertaining if not not very productive... 6 HB pencils in a themed box.Pack measures 19 x 6 x 1.5 cm.
Make good use of your time by reading the messages on this set of six printed pencils. "You can't possibly work in an untidy room" "You probably need another coffee" "A to-do list, you need a to-do list" and other gems of creative advice. Six...
Although made from plastic, these pens are eerily bone-like. Choose from Tibia, Spine, Phalanx and Femur. Each pen measures between 15 and 16.5cm long.Black ink.Includes small lid
The pencil is a wonderful thing, needed by everyone at some point (and needed always by some of us), but these ones have forgotten: "I'm easily broken," "In time I'll be pointless," "You're going to write me off" and more. Find a place in your...
This double-sided 3m / 10 foot tape measure (metric on one side, imperial on the other) is filled with fascinating facts about lengths. For example, 34cm is the height of an Oscar; 9¾ inches is the length of a meerkat tail. Find out whether the...
A 50-page pad of Chopin Liszts! Printed with ruled lines and a part of the manuscript of Liszt's Hungarian March. 50 tear-off pagesmeasures 20.8 x 9.6 x 0.6 cm
Perpetual Disappointments Diary is a downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere. You'll love it. Ground yourself with Demotivational Proverbs, The Quantified Loser, More Notable Deaths, On This Day, Bank Insecurity Questions, Gaping Void Ahead, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel,...
This pack illustrates just how versatile the humble pencil can be. Each pencil in this set features an alternative function for itself, including 'Pixie Javelin' and 'Itch Scratcher'. Of course, you're going to start writing any minute now, but in the meantime.... A great gift...
A set of six different-coloured syringe shaped pens. The point clicks into place when the plunger is pressed. The syringe pens are also available individually in white, blue and red. It goes without saying, but these are not for medical use! Syringe-shaped ball-point pens, filled with harmless...
Errare humanum est, sed in errare perseverare diabolicum. "To err is human, but to persist in error is diabolical", said Seneca, and what better way to agree than with this eraser made by Atypyk. Measures 63mm x 49mm x 7mm.
An inspirational set of pencils for the most passionate music-lover. Featuring sound sentiments including 'No such thing as too loud', and 'Turn it up and the World disappears'. 6 HB pencils in a themed box. Pack measures 19 x 6 x 1.5 cm.
Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive memo pad lets you clearly, but (somewhat) subtly, address a range of behavioural failures in others including poor attitude and lacklustre hygiene. Great for communication between colleagues and frenemies. Notepad: 50 nifty notes included. Measures 13.4 x...
These hilarious Brain Erasers come in five colours and have a discreet pencil hole underneath. Seven erasers per pack.Safe plastic jar.Measurements: Each eraser is 4 x 3.3 x 2.3cm; jar is 6.5 x 10 cm.
Mark your progress in a book with these re-imagined stages of human evolution. Colourful and easy to spot this set of bookmarks make a fantastic gift. Measurements: 16 x 0.2 x 12.5 cm.Set of steel bookmark/paper clips.
An inspirational set of girl-power-themed pencils. Includes statements like 'Fierce, fearless, female', and 'Grab them by the patriarchy'. 6 HB pencils in a themed box. Pack measures 19 x 6 x 1.5 cm.
Two different-coloured syringe shaped pens, with 40 sticky notes which look like adhesive bandages. It goes without saying, but these are not for medical use! 40 plaster sticky notes 70 x 20mm.2 syringe pens, one red & one clear.128 x 20mm (both with black ink).
Very morale-boosting for any writer, but it should not be taken literally. Black ink in a green ballpoint pen. Measures 13 cm.
From the Gold Frog to the mighty Komodo Dragon this 3 metre tape lets you visualize the average size of 50 different animals. Includes metric units up to 300cm. Length: 3m.Measurements: 3000 cm x 1.5 cm.
A set of eight erasers modelled upon the eight planets of our solar system. Make an orrery on your desk! 8 erasers each measuring between 1.2 and 3cm each. Pack measures 27 x 8.5cm.
Any artist may find themselves in need of changing something. This eraser is the perfect thing for them! Inspired by Van Gogh's infamous ear. Made of rubber.Measurements: 0.99cm x 6.3cm x 4cm.
We demand Notes For Women! A fantastic Suffragette-themed notebook. Measurements: A5.Paperback64 ruled pages.
An essential desktop tool for anyone who's thoughts expand beyond a linear path. With this notebook you can plan, thumbnail, dream, note, list and develop all your ideas. The grids include: cartesian, isometric, log-log, reticle and architectural as well as ledger tables, storyboard grids and...
A selection of deep sea sticky notes in a variety of sizes and shapes. Over 300 sticky notes in a hardback cover. Measures 8.5 x 11 x 1.5cm.
For full-colour doodling with just one pen, the printer's CMYK process is now available on the go. This is a four-colour biro with a difference - every colour can be created by combining the four colours included: Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & Black. (The "K" in...
Create your own hairstyle for the world's most famous genius. This plastic Albert Einstein head contains a magnet which holds the paperclips in place. Measure 69 x 96 x 78mmPaperclips not included
A wonderful notebook for novelists; this is the perfect place to store all your writerly observations. The notebook features an elasticated pen holder at the side, a blue ribbon pager marker, and a handy elastic closure/page holder. 160 blank pages. Measures 21 x 14cm with...
A selection of Einsteinian sticky notes in a variety of sizes and shapes. Over 300 sticky notes in a hardback cover. Measures 8.5 x 11 x 1.5cm.
60 plaster sticky notes in three different-sized pads of 20.It goes without saying, but these are not for medical use! Small 10 x 40mm; medium 70 x 20mm; large 40 x 70mm. May not be suitable for delicate papers or surfaces.
Do your memos tend to B flat? Wouldn't you like to C major improvements in your communication skills? If all this strikes a chord with you, then consider getting some of these Musical Notes Sticky Notes for yourself or your staff. It's no treble at...
Wingnuts are an ingenious piece of hardware designed with two metal "wings" one each side, so that they can be easily turned and tightened by hand without tools. This same principle applied to the pencil sharpener allows unrivaled ease of operation. Measures 5 x 2.5cm.Solid...
A generously sized eraser for inevitable errors. A smooth and satisfyingly pebble-shaped manual delete button. Measures 7 x 4 cm x 1.5 cm.
Let these pens inspire your writing. There are five designs carrying the messages 'Mightier than sword', 'Show, don't tell', 'Win Booker prize with', 'Write 1000 words a day with' and 'Write bestseller with'. Ballpoint pens with black ink in a variety of colours. Pens measure...
A set of pencils for those who emphatically do not want anyone to borrow their stationery. Ever. 6 HB pencils in a themed box. Pack measures 19 x 6 x 1.5 cm.
This traditional folding wooden ruler is printed on both sides with 2000 years of historical information. On one side there is an accurate mm and cm scale along with a timeline of events - at a millimetre per year! The other side has a matching...
These postcards use iconic illustrations from the book Women in Science by Rachel Ignotofsky. Includes scientists from Mary Anning to Wang Zhenyi, via Katherine Johnson and Marie Curie. Perfect for posting or framing. Box of 100 postcards.Measurements: 11.2 x 6.6 x 16.8 cm.
This odd pair of socks combining the classic yellow pencil and lined file paper - in sock form! A fantastic gift for writers, students, or stationery obsessives everywhere. Choice of 2 adult sizes: Small/Medium 4 - 7 UK (8-11 US) and Medium/Large: 7 - 11...
This traditional folding wooden ruler is printed on both sides with the 5 billion-year history of life on Earth. On one side there is an accurate mm and cm scale along with a timeline of species and eras (not to scale!) Each section even has...
A notebook which contains star charts, guides and a tear-out astrolabe to help you record your astronomical adventuring. 64 lined page notebook with a card cover. Measures 12.5 x 9cm.
For when you say one thing but mean your mother. A selection of Freudian sticky notes in a variety of sizes and shapes. Over 300 sticky notes in a hardback cover. Pack measures 8.5 x 11 x 1.5cm.Includes over 300 stickies.
A selection of first aid sticky notes in a variety of sizes and shapes. Over 300 sticky notes in a hardback cover. Measures 8.5 x 11 x 1.5cm.
A fantastic selection of dinosaur and ice age sticky notes for any archaeologists and dinosaur enthusiasts. Measures 8.5 x 11 x 1.5cm.Over 300 sticky notes in a hardback cover.
A really revolutionary notebook. Use these blood-red pages to note down your 5 year plan for world domination. 192 page notebook with glossy plastic cover and ribbon.Measures 12 x 9cm.
This beautifully packaged set contains a generous quantity of useful, attractive, and clever sticky notes for all sorts of legal situations. Included is a miniature legal pad, fun and functional arrows, and even a Blind Justice note pad. Over 300 sticky notes in a...
This brilliant notebook is also a passport to the red planet, with travel advice and a detailed passport information page (stardate of issue, carbon based or silicon, etc.). 64 lined page notebook with a card cover.Measures 12.5 x 9cm.
Head in the clouds? This pocket-sized notebook to help you identify and record all the different types of clouds around us, with a full guide to cloud types. 64 lined page notebook with a card cover. Measures 12.5 x 9cm.
One hundred postcards in a book-shaped box. This collection showcases bold graphic interpretations of 50 of the greatest literary quotes of all time. From Virginia Wolf to Oscar Wilde, from Brontë to Poe to Austen, these quotes will kindle you in your endeavors. 100 postcards...
A selection of Dali sticky notes in a variety of sizes and shapes. Over 300 sticky notes in two designs, plus coloured page markers, all in a hardback cover. Measures 8.5 x 11 x 1.5cm.
Do you have moments of 'oops'? Well stress no more - this eraser will help. Measures 7 cm x 4 cm x 1.5cm.