De-Motivational Pencils
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The six pencils in this set all feature really un-motivational messages such as 'False hope is better than no hope'. All rather entertaining if not not very productive... 6 HB pencils in a themed box.Pack measures 19 x 6 x 1.5 cm.
Depressed Pencils
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The pencil is a wonderful thing, needed by everyone at some point (and needed always by some of us), but these ones have forgotten: "I'm easily broken," "In time I'll be pointless," "You're going to write me off" and more. Find a place in your...
Empowermints
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A pocket-sized tin of portable confidence from The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild. Contains approx 60 peppermints. Tin measures 4.5 x 4.5 x 1.5cm.
Phrenology Wrapping Paper / Poster
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Hope this doesn't make your gifts feel too lumpy! A fascinating vintage illustration features on this gorgeous sheet of wrapping paper. Printed on Cavallini's signature Italian archival paper, this gorgeous gift wrap is good enough to be hung on the wall, or used in a...
Am I Normal Game
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A great card game to see how 'normal' you are. As you go through them (either alone or in a group), decide whether or not you identify with, or in any way recognise, what is being said. If you do, place the card on a...
Obsessive Chef Chopping Board
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If you like the things to be "just so" and are quite particular about how your veggies should be cut, in what shape, how thin/thick, and in how many pieces, then this little accessory will be a perfect addition to your kitchen gear. Featuring clearly...
I Heart The NHS Mug
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Advertise your approval of the simplicity, value and decency of universal health care. Present Indicative will donate £1 to the 38 Degrees Campaign for every one of these mugs sold. Porcelain mug. Measures 9cm high. Image is printed on both sides.
The Thinker Game
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I think… therefore I am who…? This ‘guess who’ game features 52 great thinkers from Da Vinci to Freud, Machiavelli to Woolf. Players take on the personas of leading figures from the worlds of anthropology, architecture, art, design, literature, philosophy, political theory, psychology, science and...
Brain Hat
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Your brain uses 20% of your calories! You can simultaneously keep it warm and show it off with this amazing brain hat. Measures 22.5 cm x 17.5 cm.100% acrylic.
Freud's Wash Fulfilment Soap
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Mysophobia* got you down? As Freud always said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away negativity and is guaranteed to get your hands cleaner than your conscience. Measures 6 x 4.2 x 2.5cm.Cucumber olive oil scent.1 x 56g...
Cheerful Despair Pin
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The brute facts of life are bleak: suffering, misunderstanding, loneliness, death. But that’s no reason to be glum; indeed, the dark backdrop makes our laughter and celebration of what is good all the more important. This badge honours a unique accomplishment: that of wearing one’s...
Psycho-Diagnostik Coasters
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The perfect ice-breaker for parties, these coasters will help your guests really get to know each other. Based on the famous ink-blot tests by Rorschasch, these coasters feature beautiful ink patterns with the potential to be mind-blowing. 10 card coasters each measuring 9.5 x 9.5cm. ...
Brain Erasers
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These hilarious Brain Erasers come in five colours and have a discreet pencil hole underneath. Seven erasers per pack.Safe plastic jar.Measurements: Each eraser is 4 x 3.3 x 2.3cm; jar is 6.5 x 10 cm.
Passive-Aggressive Notes
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Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive memo pad lets you clearly, but (somewhat) subtly, address a range of behavioural failures in others including poor attitude and lacklustre hygiene. Great for communication between colleagues and frenemies. Notepad: 50 nifty notes included. Measures 13.4 x...
Freudian Sips Mug
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We've all made Freudian Slips, but now it is possible to make Freudian Sips! This mug features the man himself and the line "When you say one thing but mean your mother". Porcelain mug. Measures 9cm high. Comes boxed.
Emotional Baggage Canvas Tote Bag
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Carry it with you always in this beautifully-made bag. All of it. Who doesn't need one? This extra-strong bag is made with great attention to detail. Fully lined in striking yellow with a useful zipped pouch inside. 100% cotton canvas tote bag.Khaki green or denim blue...
Freudian Slippers
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Get comfy with Sigmund Freud! Apparently part of Freud's success was due to his famous couch. In times when most therapists used hard, wooden chairs and benches, Freud discovered that nothing inspires better trust in a patient than a good and comfy chaise-longue. Another great...
The Ladybird Book of Mindfulness
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The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. An innovative and tongue-in-cheek use by Ladybird's of its own archived material. Hardback, 54...
Go Away I'm Thinking Bone China Mug
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"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office" - Robert Frost. Not exactly polite, but to the point! There are times when we just don't want...
It's Gonna Be Okay Journal
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Science has proven that optimism is actually good for your heart, and this amusing writer’s journal affirms the notion that it’s also good for your brain. With playful prompts and witty quotations, It’s Gonna Be Okay is smart yet comforting—like a pair of horn-rimmed, rose-coloured glasses. Paperback...
No One Really Knows Pin
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They really don't, you know - It's not just you. Wear your doubt on your clothing with this great metal pin. Black enamel pin.Measures 2.2 cm across.
Meanings Of Colour Card
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A very different kind of colour theory, from the Theosophists. This chart showing the spiritual and mental 'meanings' of colour is adapted from Thought-Forms by Annie Besant and C.W. Leadbeater (1905) Printed on acid free paper.Measurements: 17 cm x 12 cm.Comes with 120gsm recycled envelope.Blank...
Freudian Slips Sticky Notes
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For when you say one thing but mean your mother. A selection of Freudian sticky notes in a variety of sizes and shapes. Over 300 sticky notes in a hardback cover. Pack measures 8.5 x 11 x 1.5cm.Includes over 300 stickies.
Freud Shaped Card
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This die-cut card is perfect for fans of the father of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud. Blank inside, it comes with an envelope and a sheet of stickers filled with relevant quotes and traditional messages such as Happy Birthday. Measures 10 x 22cm.Includes sticker sheet.
Emotional Baggage Pencil Case
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Carry it with you always in this beautifully-made pencil case. Who doesn't need somewhere to store their Stuff? This extra-strong pencil case is made with attention to detail; the cotton lining is padded, so don't worry about your taking your emotions with you! 100% cotton...
My Dysfunctions Journal
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Journals have long provided a much-needed place for unalloyed honesty, and, after all, what else do we scribble about other than our neuroses? The perfect gift for all your dysfunctional friends. Paperback book, 128 pp. Measures 24 x 17.5cm.
Woodcut Memory Game
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This beautiful (and fun) memory game is based on artist Bryan Nash Gill's best-selling book, Woodcut. Twenty-six distinctive woodcut prints (fifty-two pairs) in a handsome keepsake box make a challenging mental game and a lovely addition to your home. 52 cards, 26 pairs.Comes in a...
Brain Cufflinks
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Gleaming grey matter to set off your outfit and be the talk of the evening. Novelty metal cufflinks presented in a gift box.
Neurons Tote Bag
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A tote bag for all of your heavy thoughts. A strong, soft bag printed with vintage illustrations of neurons in gold and grey. Measurements: 45.7cm x 36.8cm x 12.7cm x 55.8cm. Printed in Portland. Made from 100% recycled cotton canvas.
Serotonin Necklace
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Feeling under the weather? Probably your serotonin levels are a bit low. Did you know that this crafty little compound is directly responsible for controlling your mood, sleep patterns and even learning abilities? Now you can wear it as well with this remarkably clever range...
The Redstone Inkblot Test
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Test your imagination with this modern twist on the classic inkblot personality quiz. Each beautiful inkblot comes with a playful analysis of what you see. It may hold the key to your personality... or maybe just a good laugh! The enclosed handbook includes a full...
Caffeine Earrings
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We all know that caffeine can be easily found in a steamy cup of your favourite brew but did you know that now you can wear it as well? A lovely gift for a caffeine connoisseur or anyone related to a chemical or medical profession. It...
Dopamine Earrings
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Did you know that dopamine is directly responsible for the feelings of pleasure, personal satisfaction and even romantic love? A crafty little thing. Now you can wear it as well with this remarkably clever range of jewellery. A lovely gift for anyone related to a chemical...
Philosophical Pin
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This philosophical badge can be worn on a coat or scarf or you can attach it to your bag! A great gift for any philosopher. Enamel pin badge. Measurements: 4 cm x 0.8 cm.
Serotonin Earrings
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Feeling under the weather? Probably your serotonin levels are a bit low. Did you know that this crafty little compound is directly responsible for controlling your mood, sleep patterns and even learning abilities? Now you can wear it as well with this remarkably clever range...
Snowflake Enamel Pin
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Be proud of your individuality, and your ability to take part in an unstoppable avalanche. Part of our Badges of Honour range. Enamelled blue and silver metal badge. Measures approx 3 cm long. Made in the UK.
Psychoanalytic Keyword Pencil Set
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Defence Mechanism, The Pleasure Principle, Gratitude, Transitional Object, Projection, Sublimation. The School of Life has packed six embossed pencils and a booklet of definitions in a buckram-finish box, with a leaflet which perfectly explains what the words mean and why they matter. An ideal combination...
Great Psychologists Finger Puppet Set
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A unique set of the most celebrated minds in Psychology: Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung, Anna Freud and the famous couch. The puppet form gives those usually stern-looking individuals a more fun and cosy feeling. Each puppet is equipped with a magnet so when you are done...
Jean-Paul Sartre Doormat
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As you know, it is the gaze of others which turns you into an object rather than your self, and which is the only thing that can create shame. Avoid all that and keep 'em out with this excellent doormat bearing the famous quote from...
Neuron Necklace
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Did you know that there are more than 100 billion neurons in our brain each with the ability to connect to with up to 20,000 other neurons? But did you know that now you can wear one as well? This remarkably clever range of jewellery...
The Unconscious Passport Notebook
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This passport-sized notebook will transport your imagination by unlocking the deepest recesses of your unconscious mind. The notebook includes a book of tips for safe travel through the unconscious as well as many blank ruled pages for notes and memos about your travels. 64 lined...
Joy (Undiluted) Card
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Send some undiluted joy to your chemist buddies. This cards image is of a little bottle of undiluted joy. Comes with white envelope.Measurements: card: 15 cm x 15 cm, Envelope: 15.5 cm x 15.5 cm.
The Psychology of Colour Pencil Set
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This box knows that colours are connected to the chords of our souls. Many of us haven't owned a box of coloured pencils since we were children; yet no adult life should be without one, because having a range of colours at our fingertips provides...
Psychology Pillowcase
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This pillowcase is an introduction to psychology. Research on the effects of hypnopaedia have been inconclusive, but these studious pillowcases certainly give you the opportunity to sleep on things you've learned. Handprinted 50% cotton, 50% polyester.Standard pillowcase.Wash before use, do not bleach.
Sigmund Freud Fridge Magnet
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The distinctive bearded figure of Freud, made into a fantastic finger puppet, which also doubles as a fridge magnet. Measures 10 cm tall. A fridge Magnet which is also a finger puppet.
Mind Keeper
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This perfect storage box will keep important things safe and thus save you from losing your mind. Based on a Mr Fowler's famous phrenology head, this is a brilliant way to avoid forgetting where your keys are. Measures15.5 x 15.5 x 28.5 cm.Porcelain.Comes boxed. ...
Pessimist Umbrella
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This brilliant umbrella for anyone who expects the worst uses a quote from Seneca: the pessimistic aphorism: 'What need is there to weep over parts of life? The whole of it calls for tears.' Hand open umbrella with printed inside layer.Measurements: 24cm x 6cm when...
Freud Soft Toy
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"A certain degree of neurosis is of inestimable value as a drive, especially to a psychologist." - Sigmund Freud. This soft and cuddly toy with a set of glasses and a buttoned-up countenance is a perfect embodiment of this famous thinker. And the tale says...
