Empowermints
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A pocket-sized tin of portable confidence from The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild. Contains approx 60 peppermints. Tin measures 4.5 x 4.5 x 1.5cm.
Schrödinger's Cat Mug Set
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Pour a mug of your favourite hot drink, and watch as the rising temperature lets you observe the cat, collapsing the wave form and revealing whether it is alive or dead. This pair of temperature-sensitive mugs each have a different image, and you won't know...
Anatomical Brain Tote Bag
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Lovely vintage encyclopaedia illustrations of the brain and spinal cord, printed on a strong, soft bag. The perfect gift for any medical student or biologist. Measurements: 45.7cm x 36.8cm x 12.7cm x 55.8cm. Printed in Portland. Made from 100% recycled cotton canvas.
Neurons Tote Bag
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A tote bag for all of your heavy thoughts. A strong, soft bag printed with vintage illustrations of neurons in gold and grey. Measurements: 45.7cm x 36.8cm x 12.7cm x 55.8cm. Printed in Portland. Made from 100% recycled cotton canvas.
Obsessive Chef Chopping Board
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If you like the things to be "just so" and are quite particular about how your veggies should be cut, in what shape, how thin/thick, and in how many pieces, then this little accessory will be a perfect addition to your kitchen gear. Featuring clearly...
Self-Help Dispenser
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Dispense some words of wisdom from this brilliant Self-Help Dispenser! The perfect funny gift for a friend. 100 daily affirmations inside.Measurements: 8.90cm x 8.90cm x 3.20cm.
Carl Jung Fridge Magnet
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This analytical fridge magnet would make a great gift for any budding psychologist. Amazingly this magnet also doubles as a finger puppet. Measures 10 cm tall. A fridge Magnet which is also a finger puppet.
Depressed Pencils
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The pencil is a wonderful thing, needed by everyone at some point (and needed always by some of us), but these ones have forgotten: "I'm easily broken," "In time I'll be pointless," "You're going to write me off" and more. Find a place in your...
Mind Keeper
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This perfect storage box will keep important things safe so you don't have to! A brilliant way to avoid forgetting where your keys are! Measurements: 15.5 x 15.5 x 28.5 cm.Porcelain.Comes boxed.
The Ladybird Book of Mindfulness
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The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. An innovative and tongue-in-cheek use by Ladybird's of its own archived material. Hardback, 54...
Indecisive Mug
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To buy, or not to buy? Let this mug help you be less indecisive. The screen printed image has two options, what could possibly go wrong? Dishwasher resistant. Suitable for use in a microwave. Fine Bone China, 8cm tall.
Freud's Wash Fulfilment Soap
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Mysophobia* got you down? As Freud always said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away negativity and is guaranteed to get your hands cleaner than your conscience. Measures 6 x 4.2 x 2.5cm.Cucumber olive oil scent.1 x 56g...
De-Motivational Pencils
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The six pencils in this set all feature really un-motivational messages such as 'False hope is better than no hope'. All rather entertaining if not not very productive... 6 HB pencils in a themed box.Pack measures 19 x 6 x 1.5 cm.
Sigmund Freud Fridge Magnet
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Freud makes a fantastic Puppet. This marvelous fridge magnet would make a great gift for any psychology fan. Amazingly it also doubles as a finger puppet. Measures 10 cm tall. A fridge Magnet which is also a finger puppet.
Cleaning as Therapy Soap
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This soap comes packaged with an important and inspiring message about the ritual of cleaning oneself and the aim of approaching the world with a little more confidence and serenity. "A wash is an agent of hope." A product from The School of Life who...
Emotional Baggage Pencil Case
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Carry it with you always in this beautifully-made pencil case. Who doesn't need somewhere to store their Stuff? This extra-strong pencil case is made with attention to detail; the cotton lining is padded, so don't worry about your taking your emotions with you! 100% cotton...
Cooking as Therapy Tea Towel
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From The School of Life comes an invitation to see cooking as a calming and therapeutic activity. This tea towel is lavishly packaged with philosophical instructions on how to think about baking and cooking as creative and constructive tasks. 100% premium quality cotton (heavy...
Freudian Slippers
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Get comfy with Sigmund Freud! Apparently part of Freud's success was due to his famous couch. In times when most therapists used hard, wooden chairs and benches, Freud discovered that nothing inspires better trust in a patient than a good and comfy chaise-longue. Another great...
My Portable Therapist
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Go everywhere accompanied by the reassuring, and sometimes worried, voice or your therapist. This 50-page notebook is peppered with comments and questions like "What do you think it means? or "Well, if that happened to me, I'd be paranoid, too" 50 sheets, spiral bound.20.4 x...
Freudian Sips Mug
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We've all made Freudian Slips, but now it is possible to make Freudian Sips! This mug features the man himself and the line "When you say one thing but mean your mother". Porcelain mug. Measures 9cm high. Comes boxed.
Emotional Baggage Canvas Tote Bag
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Carry it with you always in this beautifully-made bag. All of it. Who doesn't need one? This extra-strong bag is made with great attention to detail. Fully lined in striking yellow with a useful zipped pouch inside. 100% cotton canvas tote bag.Khaki green or denim blue...
The Thinker Game
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I think… therefore I am who…? This ‘guess who’ game features 52 great thinkers from Da Vinci to Freud, Machiavelli to Woolf. Players take on the personas of leading figures from the worlds of anthropology, architecture, art, design, literature, philosophy, political theory, psychology, science and...
Nerve Cell - Giant Microbes
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Are you nervous? Relax, and trust your impulses.Our cuddly Giant Microbes are supplied with an information sheet and a magnified image of the actual cell or bug described (pictured). 24cm high; 100 polyester.
Caffeine Earrings
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We all know that caffeine can be easily found in a steamy cup of your favourite brew but did you know that now you can wear it as well? A lovely gift for a caffeine connoisseur or anyone related to a chemical or medical profession. It...
Dopamine Necklace
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Did you know that dopamine is directly responsible for the feelings of pleasure, personal satisfaction and even romantic love? A crafty little thing. Now you can wear it as well with this remarkably clever range of jewellery. A lovely gift for anyone related to a chemical...
Neuron Earrings
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Did you know that there are more than 100 billion neurons in our brain each with the ability to connect to with up to 20,000 other neurons? But did you know that now you can wear one as well? This remarkably clever range of jewellery...
Grow Up and Live Pelican Tote Bag
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An iconic cover design for this 1949 self-help publication about helping young adults face the social and ethical issues of growing up. Large canvas shopping bag with long handles. Measures 34 x 40 x 5 cm plus shoulder length handles.
It's Gonna Be Okay Journal
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Science has proven that optimism is actually good for your heart, and this amusing writer’s journal affirms the notion that it’s also good for your brain. With playful prompts and witty quotations, It’s Gonna Be Okay is smart yet comforting—like a pair of horn-rimmed, rose-coloured glasses. Paperback...
Cleaning as Therapy Tea Towel
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From The School of Life comes an invitation to see cleaning as a calming and therapeutic activity. This tea towel is lavishly packaged with philosophical instructions on how to think about cleaning as a creative and constructive task. 100% premium quality cotton (heavy weight,...
Dopamine Earrings
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Did you know that dopamine is directly responsible for the feelings of pleasure, personal satisfaction and even romantic love? A crafty little thing. Now you can wear it as well with this remarkably clever range of jewellery. A lovely gift for anyone related to a chemical...
ESP Zener Mugs Set of 5
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This pack of 5 mugs feature all five of the designs of ESP cards: the wave, circle, star, square and cross. Inspired by the Zener cards used in early twentieth century experimental research into extrasensory perception, these mugs are a brilliant conversation starter. 5 porcelain mugs...
Freud Shaped Card
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This die-cut card is perfect for fans of the father of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud. Blank inside, it comes with an envelope and a sheet of stickers filled with relevant quotes and traditional messages such as Happy Birthday. Measures 10 x 22cm.Includes sticker sheet.
Freud Soft Toy
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"A certain degree of neurosis is of inestimable value as a drive, especially to a psychologist." --- Sigmund Freud Another 'Little Thinker' from The Unemployed Philosophers' Guild. This soft and cuddly toy with a set of glasses and a buttoned-up countenance is a perfect embodiment of...
Freud Watch
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See what's on Freud's mind at different points during the day. Six different words (Mom, Dad, Sex, Envy, Id, Eros) circulate to become visible inside Freud's thought bubble. The watch has an accurate Japanese quartz movement and a handsome leather strap. Face is 33mm in diameter....
Go Away I'm Thinking Bone China Mug
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts woking the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office" --- Robert Frost Not exactly polite, but to the point! There are times when we just don't want...
Great Psychologists Finger Puppet Set
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A unique set of the most celebrated minds in Psychology: Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung, Anna Freud and the famous couch. The puppet form gives those usually stern-looking individuals a more fun and cosy feeling. Each puppet is equipped with a magnet so when you are done...
Half Full / Half Empty Whiskey Glasses
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These elegant heavy weight glass tumblers are a self-contained therapy session; one positively inclined glass reads 'half full' whilst its companion reads 'half empty' - which one will you choose? The classic tulip shape captures aromas perfectly whilst the naturally balanced weight enhances the drinking...
Magnetic Poetry Freud Edition
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Some words are disctictively Freudian so here's a Magnetic Poetry kit full of words that celebrate the most famous psychiatrist of all time. This kit includes words like ego, id, neurosis and fixate. Over 240 words and word fragments. Boxed. Word tile height is 1cm. Pack size...
My Dysfunctions Journal
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Journals have long provided a much-needed place for unalloyed honesty, and, after all, what else do we scribble about other than our neuroses? The perfect gift for all your dysfunctional friends. Paperback book, 128 pp. Measures 24 x 17.5cm.
Neuron - Giant Microbes
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Did you know that there are over 100 billion of these little critters inside your head?Our cuddly Giant Microbes are supplied with an information sheet and a magnified image of the actual cell or bug described (pictured). 24cm high; 100 polyester.
Neuron Necklace
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Did you know that there are more than 100 billion neurons in our brain each with the ability to connect to with up to 20,000 other neurons? But did you know that now you can wear one as well? This remarkably clever range of jewellery...
Night Thoughts Journal
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Our night thoughts might sometimes sound weird. They can be tricky to share with friends or family; they need us to be a certain way. We don’t want to frighten them, yet at the same time, we have to give our deeper selves some attention...
Phrenology Wrapping Paper / Poster
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Hope this doesn't make your gifts feel too lumpy! A fascinating vintage illustration features on this gorgeous sheet of wrapping paper. Printed on Cavallini's signature Italian archival paper, this gorgeous gift wrap is good enough to be hung on the wall, or used in a...
Psycho-Diagnostik Coasters
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The perfect ice-breaker for parties, these coasters will help your guests really get to know each other. Based on the famous ink-blot tests by Rorschasch, these coasters feature beautiful ink patterns with the potential to be mind-blowing. 10 card coasters each measuring 9.5 x 9.5cm. ...
Psychoanalytic Keyword Pencil Set
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Defence Mechanism, The Pleasure Principle, Gratitude, Transitional Object, Projection, Sublimation. The School of Life has packed six embossed pencils and a booklet of definitions in a buckram-finish box, with a leaflet which perfectly explains what the words mean and why they matter. An ideal combination...
Psychology Pillowcase
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This pillowcase is an introduction to psychology. Research on the effects of hypnopaedia have been inconclusive, but these studious pillowcases certainly give you the opportunity to sleep on things you've learned. Handprinted 50% cotton, 50% polyester.Standard pillowcase.Wash before use, do not bleach.
Serotonin Earrings
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Feeling under the weather? Probably your serotonin levels are a bit low. Did you know that this crafty little compound is directly responsible for controlling your mood, sleep patterns and even learning abilities? Now you can wear it as well with this remarkably clever range...
Serotonin Necklace
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Feeling under the weather? Probably your serotonin levels are a bit low. Did you know that this crafty little compound is directly responsible for controlling your mood, sleep patterns and even learning abilities? Now you can wear it as well with this remarkably clever range...
