Nihilism Soap
£3.50
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Nihilism.Soap.Unscented.Absolutely no absolutes. unscented.56g
Periodic Table Shower Curtain
£15.99
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You cannot deny its usefulness. How many times have you showered wondering what is the right order of actinides or which is heavier: calcium or magnesium? The horror! Now you can enjoy a long bath and brush up on your knowledge of transition metals or...
Einstein's Bath-Time Continuum Soap
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This eccentrically brilliant soap contains 100% almond and cocoa butter scented molecules! CARE: Do not use as a shampoo. May result in crazy genius hair. Measures 6 x 4.2 x 2.5cm.Almond, cocoa butter scent.1 x 56g bar of soap.
Intellectual Rubber Duck
£3.95
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We all love reading a good book in the bath, so why shouldn't your rubber duck enjoy one too? Please note, this duck does not squeak; after all nothing should disturb your precious reading time! 8cm high.
Birch Shower Curtain
£20.00
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This shower curtain is printed with a photograph of a dense forest of Silver Birch trunks (Betula Pendula). A classic view from the higher altitudes and latitudes of Eurasia, every time you go into your bathroom. 100% polyesterMeasures 180cm x 200cm
Lady Macbeth Guest Soap
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You'll be the perfect host or hostess when you treat visitors to Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap. 'Try it in the Macbath'! The ideal soap for washing your hands and washing your hands. Fresh milk, cocoa butter scent. Net WT. 56g.Measures: 6 cm x 4.2 cm...
Primordial Soap
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From the makers of entropy... Primordial Soap! This is the original Oparin and Haldane formula made with new improved monomers. Beware counterfeit cosmetics produced in alkaline deep-sea hydrothermal vents! Garden cucumber, olive oil scent.1 x 56g bar of soap.Measures 6 x 4.2 x 2.5cm.
Uranus Soap
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Yes, we really think Uranus belongs in your bathroom. This mini soap bar would make a great gift for anyone hoping to get to the bottom of astronomy. Measures 6 x 4.2 x 2.5cm.Unscented. Thankfully.1 x 56g bar of soap.Not tested on Animals.
Andy's 15 Minutes Of Foam
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Something famously different for your bathroom - a lovely lavender and chamomile scented soap. This soap will make your baths and showers full of foamy fun. Lavender and chamomile scent. Net WT. 56g.Measures: 6 cm x 4.2 cm x 2.5 cm.
Freud's Wash Fulfilment Soap
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Mysophobia* got you down? As Freud always said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away negativity and is guaranteed to get your hands cleaner than your conscience. Measures 6 x 4.2 x 2.5cm.Cucumber olive oil scent.1 x 56g...
Eureka Bath Soap
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Of course, everyone gets their best ideas in the bath. If you need a think and a soak, you need EUREKA! Effective on all floating bodies. Take a bath and get ready to become inspired... or give it to a friend and give them ideas....
Trump's Small Hand Soap
£3.50
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Fed up of dirty politics? Use this Small Hand Soap to keep your hands (apparently) clean. Mini soap bar, measures 6 x 4.2 x 2.5cm.Cucumber and olive oil scent.1 x 56g bar of soap.Not tested on animals.
Fish Wash Bag
£16.99
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A capacious wash bag or makeup bag, and also a handy chart of common sea fish. Exactly what you never knew you needed! Wipe clean with a damp cloth. PVC.
Periodic Table Washbag
£12.99
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A smart washbag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. This bag features two internal pockets and a handy carrying strap. PVC.Measures: 11 x 26 x 14cm.
