To many parents' despair, 'Fronted Adverbials' have become a necessary part of every British child's education. Despite having a PhD in Linguistics, you can still find yourself stumped by your Year 4 child's homework. Without wishing to sound presumptuous, we think we may be able to help.
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This mug is a beautiful and thoughtful gift, featuring a range of fictional teachers - good, bad or just odd; including Mr Chips, Jane Eyre, Severus Snape and many more. Bone china mug. Height 8.5cm.
"Teaching is my superpower" is hand-stamped into this bracelet - wear it with pride. And so much better than wearing your pants over your tights! Measures 6.5cm x 5cm. Gift boxed. Adjustable. Made from metal.
Capturing that excruciating moment when Mr Gove argued that if all schools improve their performance then they can all be above average. Genius! Strong cotton book bag with long handles. Measures 38 x 43cm.
Remember that former Secretary of State for Education who thought all schools should be above average? Thankfully we all know that teaching is much more than a box-ticking exercise. But sometimes it's handy to have a mug or two in the staff room cupboard to...